December 2011
What did the left pussy lip say to the other?
We used to be tight until we let some dick come between us.
Reblog this if you've ever cut yourself. Reblog...
band member: hey what can i sign for you
me: just this piece of paper here please
band member: ok cool
**signs**
me: thanks
band member: wait was that an adoption paper
me: no BYE
band member: WAIT
me: NO
band member: SECURITY
me: BYE
